A bide in the nor-wast[en] o the Unitit States. A dinna kin the muckle Scots bluid A hae, but A can tell ye it's a fair bittie, an richt prood at that! A haena spoken Scots afore in ma life: aw whit A kin, A hae lairnt frae readin The Scots Wikipædia, sae A prey ye forgie me for uisin monie Inglis wirds an richt queer grammar. (A'm forbye liable t'invent monie wirds whit A'v mearlie wheened micht be Scots.)
A'm unco dedicait ti preservin thraetened leids, an A think The Wikipedia Project in general haes a muckle scowth for that. Gin A'm abile tae lairn a bittie o Scots yont the wey, aw the better eh? Til'at dale, please scrive a bittie o Scots on ma collogue. Ye can introduce yerself an pit in yer thochts anent hou we aw can mak the Scots Wikipædia a barrie quair!