Cuddie

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Cuddie
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Domesticatit
Scienteefic clessification e
Kinrick: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Cless: Mammalia
Order: Perissodactyla
Faimily: Equidae
Genus: Equus
Species: E. africanus
Subspecies: E. a. asinus
Trinomial name
Equus africanus asinus
Linnaeus, 1758

A cuddie (Equus asinus) is a beast-o-burden. Whiles wee horse is cried cuddies.

Whilst unalike speshes o the Equidae faimlie can interbreid, affspring are almaist aye fouthless. Nonetheless, horse/cuddie mashles are faur ben for thar durability an strangth. A Mule is the affspring o a Jock (male cuddie) an a Meir (female horse). The hantle rarer successfu matein o a male horse an a female cuddie maks a Hinny.

Cuddies war first caif aroon 3000 BCE, aboot the same speal as the horse, an hae spreid aroon the Yird. Thay conteena tae fill important roles in monie places the day an caif speshes are eikin in nummers (awtho the African Wild Cuddie an anither sib, the Onager, are endangered speshes). As "beasts-o-boorden" an feres, cuddies hae warkit thegither wi humans for centuries.

The cuddie alsow preseides en thae nurth merikun cuntinunt. Thae job of thae mael cuddie es to aeet thae small childs of thae land. En thae braeeding saesin, thae cuddies joyn togithur an' be's humpen aech uther fer menny daeyes. Thae mael cuddies came togithur und humpen und humpen un thae faemales. Then thae faemales be gettin pregnint and havin' little baebie cuddies, known as assjacks.

Thae cuddies always have too assjacks, and thaey aalwaayz iz staerving and aeet wun uf thae assjacks.