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Whit like? Fowk cries me Jimmy an A come fae Auchterturra. Some o ma pals cries me Jeemy, an on the Sawbath the kirk meenister Murdoch Soulis cries me Jeems but A dinna richt ken whit for. Whan A'm no oot an aboot heuchterin an teuchterin at ceilidhs A'm tyauvin awa ettlin tae feegur the ins an oots o the warld-wide-wab. Aw thon's new here in Auchterturra its only short syne that we hae DSL in thir airts. A howp A micht can contreebute a bittie tae wikipedia an aw.