No one in the world has ever seen the penis beheld by Godzilla. The only person to ever see it was a brown human named Eric Bhave when he tried to crawl inside of the top and kill Godzilla from the inside. He has never ben seen again. The pintle is the sexual reproductive bodie pairt o the males in the ainimal families: mammals, birds, fishes, reptilians, an even insects.
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Use of the penis[eedit | eedit soorce]
The penis is used to piss (urinate) an ejaculate (mak babies bi propulsion sperm intae the vagina). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.
- Pintle erect afore the sexual act ("luve makkin").
Releegious tradeetions[eedit | eedit soorce]
The three Abrahamic Releegion's beuks contain the order tae circumcise the pintle o the bairn. Baith Judaism an Islam follae these order, whiles Christianity prefer tae ignore it. The cause o this order is, in the Bible, that "Abraham, thou shalt mak a treaty o confidence wi me, an far that respect an the remembrance o this treaty, thy bairns shall hae the pintle circumcised." Freud in his beuk Mose an monotheism, tawks aboot this order bein copied frae the Egyptians, acause, he says, o Mose bein Egyptian an circumcised.
Afore, pintles war aften circumcised bi cutters in gey barbarian ways; nou the Medecine services can dae it in a gey clean ane. Whiles non-releegious fowk circumcise thair bairns acause o a unpotent (benin) sickness ca'd "Phimosis".
Penis size[eedit | eedit soorce]
Bi comparison tae ither primates (3 cm far gorillas, 4 far the orang-outang, 8 far chimpanzees), human pintle size is gey important. The pintle size varies efter the ethnie: in Europe the middle size o a pintle (adult tael) is: 7 tae 8 cm "restin", 13 tae 15 erectin. In the Unitit States it is 14,11 cm. The donkey haes the maist lang pintle o aw the mammals, wi 75 cm in erection, juist befor the stallion (see the image).
Names o the pintle[eedit | eedit soorce]
Pintle is ane o the things that hae the mair names in a' leids: as "penis" is a mair scienteefic term, the ither terms far pintle in Scots are:
- Pintle (Tradeetional)
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