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Oo is the feebre derived fae the herr o hamelt ainimals, for ordinar yowes. It haes scales that owrelaips like the sclates on a ruif an it is crimpit, a puckle o thaim haes fleeshes wi mair nor 20 bends per inch. Acause o that it's eith tae birl thegither, an tharebi uised in claes.

A fermer in bib n brace wi a cowpit sheep, clippin wi haun sheers.
Haun Sheerin a Rylin'