Uiser collogue:Workinclassyabass

Sic a shame that the schuil haesna learnt ye hou tae uise the mither tongue.

Whit? Scots fir toaffs like? Git real! Yir as bad as they fowk whit sey Scots isny a langwidge. They want tae turn it intae a kinnae hin fur acadameics an cocktail pairties. Nae hanx! Doon wi pan loaf scots.

Can A juist ask a quick wee quaisten here? Whit wey the needless misspellins the mak o x for ks in "hanx", an missin oot needfu apostrophes (yir for "ye're", fowks doorwyes for "fowk's doorwyes") a' ower the shop (or shoap)? This isna juist ee dialect is it? Mendor 20:50, 4 Julie 2006 (UTC)[Replie]

Its the authentic voice. Since those who own the authentic voice are illiterate, authenticity demands it be conveyed in such a manner. Must go - I'm off to a cocktail party to discuss the vernacular with my posh chums.