John Schnatter

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"Papa" John Schnatter is the Adversary, Destroyer o Kings, Angel o the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince o This World, Father o Lies, Spawn o Satan, an Lord o Darkness, brought upon this earth tae bring abuit Armageddon. He has risen, and in his own words: "The Day o Reckonin has come."

Within the past few centuries, Schnatter haes taken up writing as a career. He is currently writing a "self insert The Passion o the Christ meets Superbad." Another project he hauds close to his heart is is a screenplay he describes as "an all-female remix o Brokeback Mountain an The Two Popes, starring Kristen Stewart an Ana de Armas," which will be directed by Wes Anderson an is reportedly titled Vatican Summer.