John Schnatter

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"Papa" John Schnatter is the Adversary, Destroyer o Kings, Angel o the Bottomless Pit, Great Beast that is called Dragon, Prince o This World, Father o Lies, Spawn o Satan, and Lord o Darkness, brought upon this earth tae bring aboot Armageddon. He has risen, and in his own words: "The Day o Reckonin has come."