Wikipedia:Saundpit

there wis yince three loons wha were aa ettlin tae get merriet. Yin merriet a Greek lassie an he telt her "richt noo, ye've tae wash aa the dishes an pit awa aa this clabber". the fist day he couldna see ony chynge, the niest day he couldna see ony eather. but on the third yin he cam hame tae a braw clean hoos. The niest loon merriet a Tai lassy an he telt her the same. The fist day he couldna see onithing, the niest day he saw it wis joust a wee bitie better but on the third yin the hale hoos wis clartless as got oot. finally the third loon got merriet; he merriet a Scottish lassie an telt her "ye've tae wash the dishes, mow the lawn, clean the hoos an cook a ma meat for me". The first day he couldna see onithn, the niest day he couldna see onithing foreby, but on the third day the swellin had gone doon a bittie and he could joust see oot o his left eye.