Miss Youghal's Sais

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Miss Youghal's Sais is a story, oreeginally furthset in Rudyard Kipling's "Plain Tales from the Hills". Hit follaes a chiel cried Strickland wha is descreived in the beuk as the ae man in Indea that coud pass for baith Hindu or Mohamedan. The ae thing is, he is smitten wi a wumman cried Rachel. In the storie he taks the furm o a Sais, an leuks aifter Rachel. He anerly gies hissel awa whan he gies a genteel that wis flirtin wi her a verbal threshin. The genteel, sae taen wi his disguise, lauchs says he desers the threshin, an helps him mairy on Rachel.